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Not like I really plan to do anything, but this can just be for fun, right?

Ren: 10/10; I miss you, honey.

Season 4:

Akande Ogundimu: I'm sure he's someone's type, but that much muscle just doesn't do it for me. I'll give him a 6; he's not so much unattractive as just not my thing.
Sakunosuke Oda: Oh yes. He does lose a point for being clueless (and I guess also for stabbing me), but eh. I'll give him a solid 9.
~~Shirou Emiya:~~ Too young.
John: Seems like the type of guy who only does it with the lights off and in his pajamas, and... I'm sorry, John, you're a wonderful friend, but no. You get a 3.
~~Leon Kuwata:~~ Too young.
Alec Lightwood: Same with Rideaux; he's got the looks, but the attitude does bring him down a bit. A 7.
Noctis Lucis Caelum: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Diego Brando: ~~Who?~~ Okay, I guess I'll give him a 2.
Varric Tethras: Same with Akande, I guess? He's not my type, but I know he has to be someone's type. A 6.
Albel Nox: A...2?
Will Graham: Once again, same as Akande and Varric. The stubble and the hair is kind of adorable, though, so I'm bumping him to a 6.5.
Rideaux Zek Rugievit: A solid 7. Gorgeous, but he loses points because of that dumb attitude of his.
Mako: A 5. He's got the right build, but he'd be kind of boring in bed, probably.
Rick Sanchez: Um.
~~Soma Cruz:~~ Too young.
~~Alexander Hamilton:~~ Too young, but he's still adorable for making an effort.

Season 2:

Seth Twiright: I'll give him an 8 or so, but I doubt he'd ever be interested.
Toby: no
McBurn: ...a 2.
Shadow the Hedgehog: OH GRACIOUS NO
Margulis: I guess he gets a 1.
The Griffin: NO NO NO NO NO

Season 3:

Rhys: A 6. He's got his charms, but I'm not a big fan of the chin.
Finn: Another 6 for the 6 pile! He's got a nice physique, but he's just not my type.
Takumi: Just a touch too young.
Homare Nishitani: He could tone himself down a notch, but he's not too bad-looking. Was probably a real cutie when he was younger but has aged pretty gracefully; I'd know, Ren's the same way. He gets a 7.
Roland: Ooh, he gets an 8! He seems... polished. And probably the kind of guy who would have a smoke or two in bed after sex, which I know is cliché as all get out and terrible for the sheets, but still kinda hot.

Season 1:

Tsurugi Kamishiro: An 8. He's quite the charmer, and probably is a bit more kinky than he'd let on~
Max Olguin: Was probably kind of cute before he went mad from the isolation, but I just don't know. I'll give him a 4.5/5, I guess?
Bolton White: Eh, 3. Sorry, just not feeling it.
Jamie Fell: ...3?
Osomatsu Matsuno: A... 4, I guess? He doesn't look bad, but I'm not quite sure what the appeal is.
Karamatsu: A 4.
Prompto Argentum: A 6! He's cute, but that attitude makes me want to pinch his cheeks more than anything else. I'm sorry, but I just can't give him any more points.
Slaine Troyard: Too young.
Yuri Plisetsky: Too young.

The Hellscape That Is the Series Finale

Ardyn: I ONCE SAW A MAN SO BEAUTIFUL I STARTED CRYING? He gets a 15.
Togami: Too young, thank fuck.
Xander: A bit beefier than I'd like, but not as big as someone like Akande. I'll give him a 7 for his face.
The Doctor: He's cute, but not really my type. A 6.
Choromatsu: A 4, same as his brothers.
Junpei: Well, he's got the looks, but there's nothing about him that gives him any sort of particular edge. A 5?
Heart: A solid 6.
Church: A solid 7.